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Hef’s Former Skank Calls Him “Dead Fish”
By Smaktakula Hot, Retarded And Completely Lacking Dignity?--Yes. Discrete? No. According to his former floozy Izabella St. James, Hugh Hefner doesn’t just look, smell and act like an incontinent old...
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By Smaktakula No, Son--Grandpa's Not Crying. He Just Gets A Little Funny When He Hasn't Had A Nap. Cartoonish anachronism Hugh Hefner is no doubt devastated after being left at the altar. His former...
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